dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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