Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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