a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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