so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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