dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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