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I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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