hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It was like giving head to a cactus.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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