I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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