it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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