Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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