their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you guys were way drunker than both of me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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