sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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