the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
So. Much. Porn.
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