White coat. Heels.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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