That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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