Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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