So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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