So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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