Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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