pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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