Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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