I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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