have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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