Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
