there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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