I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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