Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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