There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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