Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
And then he peed in my hair
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