My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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