I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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