I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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