i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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