sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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