do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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