I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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