Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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