Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
