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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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