I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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