Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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