the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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