i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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