I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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