I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
