Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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