i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
So vagazzling was a success
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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