spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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