I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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