he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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