also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Randomize
