Do vagina's smell?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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