Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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