hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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