yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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