I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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